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NAME: Preferred to be known as k here but a.k.a Beng or Tinkey Winkey <--- I hate this name
OCCUPATION: Part time student in TP/Full time Ah Beng
LIKES: All my HOMIES and NIGGAS. B21 Frens. Mei Meis'. My Style. Family. Mandopop. Basketball. My Frens' Blogs, ETCs.
DISLIKES: Biyatch(s). Frens who uses one another. Backstabbers. Over act cute girls. ETCs. I could write an essay for this, so I think it's best that we leave it at here.
I'm juz an average joe waiting for my average gal.I'm the sorta guy who lks to crack jokes to make ppl laugh whenever possible.Likes to sit back and relax, take a gd look at tis messed up world and society, giggle at what they are gonna do to make Earth and humanity extincted. World Peace is crap, it ain't gonna happen. I'm a kinda insenstive and blunt guy, so my words can hurt some1 real bad sometimes. I usually do things at my own time, own target. So sometimes my gd frens hafta remind me to do my hw and projects
.I love philosophy quite a lot, although it doesn't match my image.I muz admit tat I lk to gossip once in a while, esp. wit Kay Boon, Calvin, Reuben and Valencia. Loves to hang out wit my Niggas and B21 peeps. They all are so damn cool. Kay's cold jokes are great, they kip me feeling cold frm Sg's weather. Going Kbox is one of my best times, it's when freeman, ken and I unwind and sing "High" songs. That all for now,
enjoy my blog, PEACE to u'all AMIGOS! PEACE OUT
For this fifth feature, the good people from B.N.P move out of their comfort zone of the reality show formula and venture into comedy.
With a giggle inducing leading man (a.k.a Master Crane Catcher Moo), we enter the love life of the mentally challenged Bilan.
As usual, B.N.P has stuck to their newly formulated motto of: "We Don't Waste Natural Resources"
Funny and frugal? What more could you ask for?
Step into part 1 of The Chronicles of Bilan: I NO BALL!
Enjoy It Sucks! VERY NICE!
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Woohooo! Came back from GENTING HIGHLANDS and my life ain't stopping to give me a break or so! Went to meet my proj mates for mbs the nxt morning. and for those who thinks tat mbs is gonna be as easy as abc.. U're Wrong! my grp spent lk 2 hrs doing jz 20 marks of the whole assesment. well, is either my grp is too slack or that the proj is too difficult for us to comprehend. hmms..i rather believe the former...haha....
Den the dae went by preparing for bbq at ws house, drinking, eating, playing monopoly (i sux at it!) haha....but luckily no one was drunk or "seh"....we drank onli a tiny weeny bit (if u believe me)......luckily my liver was there to support me...if not, lolx....
On fridae, after i slpt lk onli 4 hrs...val and reu called me to go out....and the dae went by....blah blah blah la la lah wa wa he he huu huu....and i went for work....Saturdae went out wit mum after jz 6 hrs of slp to buy a wedding gift for my cousin....and again blah blah blah la la wa wa ha ha du du du,...went to work and came back home...luckily todae i'm free...phew...
In the coach to and fro from the trip....i sorta sort out my tots...quite alot of it (and it's not jz abt *ov* thingys only u lousy bugger guesser!)....tink i have wasted too much of my life doing nothing...i'm gonna spent the nxt few yrs catching up loss time, which is gonna be pretty hard....but i'm willing to give it a try....
and cal....let us jz stop guessing abt u noe wat of each other....lk wat i usually sae.....M*i *ai.....only time will tell....and it's irritating me of this childish act of us....u 18 liao leh! UNCLE.
i have quite alot to accomplish todae.....betta get started b4 i want to go read my book again (my new way of slacking...lolx).....adios amigo! PEACE OUT!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Isn't it strange how our lives work? From those little dissapointment we had, to those burst of excitement and joy we wld love to cherish foreva, it's lk someone had planned our lives. who shall we meet, who to become frens, or even foes, when we wil shed tears for those we loved. Funny how fate has brought everyone together.
I remembered a very interesting story i once read online. it's about a young dad, who went out of the house 20 mins late and got stuck in a heavy traffic jam as his young daughter refused to eat her cereal that dae. nothing special about tis story rite, the dad should be angry at his daughter for her mischeive and stubborn. but wat if i tell u tat it was on the very september 11th that he got to work late and the quarter of an hour saved his very life. He had jz brushed death, jz becuz her daughter wldn't want to eat her cereal. spend a few minutes tinking of similar times which has happened to u.
I recalled that very dae that the O's level results came out. i was not very happy wit my results as i knew that i cld have gotten better. L1R5 - 17, a pt difference from the entrance grade of Tampines Junior College. i had long dream of wanting to enter TPJC (it's near my house too. haha), wearing the sch uniform and entering the bball team. all of it has crashed rite at tis very instant. i was devastated.....i didn't wan to enter poly because i dun wan to wake up everydae and tink of combinations of clothes to wear and of course, the school fees was also lk 10X more of JC.
In the end, i cldn't enter the school and was forced to make a choice of poly or jc (other JCs....i dun kinda lk). but look what i have landed myself in.............a pool of gd frens such as calvin, valencia, jenny and the whole class of 1B21. the founding of B.N.P, other more gd frens from the present 2B05, my favourite canteen (MENSA), a nice cp (Mrs Phil See) and etc. Colours filled my life vibrantly as i go to sch everydae! (although i still wake up somedaes duno wat to wear..)..... i can imgaine myself so stressed out if i had went to a jc back den. so i always tink that the extra 1 pt which made me hop and mad was actually a blessing in disguise specially given to me by a special "someone". who is him/her, i seriously duno. but i do wana thank that person/divine being for making my life more meaningful than it has ever been.
10 yrs down the road, i seriously am unsure what we will become, but those gd frens i will nvr 4get.....memories of them will turn black and white, their faces will not be as vivid as before but those memories we shared will be carried with me into my grave. haha...
VIVA LA 1B21!!!! (mexican for long live 1B21)
P.S: looking v forward to the genting trip we are having on 17-20 june. loads of fun will definitely happen! a pity that not the whole class can go, if not ....it wld be a MEGA FUN trip. hahaha...
it has since been a long time for me to write a new and long post, i feel damn shiok after doing tat. all rite, cya! PEACE OUT!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Damn! Spending too much $$ recently. but the GSS is coming so... so tempted...guess i hafta
chiong during the holidaes to make more money. haiz...
After 2 yrs, once again. i heardthe song....i saw something different...something which i didn't
notice at that pt of time......i....finally know....
Hrm going to come to a close by tml...VERY NICE! haha...
Monday, April 23, 2007
"The acclaimed producers of Crane Catcher Master Moo strike again! This time we unveil summer's biggest blockbuster - Kuzuo King's "I Dare Not Sleep Again"
Critics call it "An outrageous comedic performace" and "Kuzuo's worst nightmare come true!"
Indeed, Kuzuo puts in a stunning performance as a dead block of wood which is oblivious to its friends continuous attempts to prank him and turn him into a laughing stock (literally!)
So just feast your eyes on how B.N.P pulls a fast one on the sleeping beast known only as Kuzuo King!"
Wat more can i sae after such a well written synopsis by one of B.N.P trio, Freeman aka Ecchi-san. It's gonna be a v draggy movie jz lk the last one. we apologize for that as we did it in one whole shot w/o rehearsal. pls watch the whole movie up till the end guys...u will be surprised wat u find in the end! Enjoy