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ABOUT ME


NAME: Preferred to be known as k here but a.k.a Beng or Tinkey Winkey <--- I hate this name

OCCUPATION: Part time student in TP/Full time Ah Beng

LIKES: All my HOMIES and NIGGAS. B21 Frens. Mei Meis'. My Style. Family. Mandopop. Basketball. My Frens' Blogs, ETCs.

DISLIKES: Biyatch(s). Frens who uses one another. Backstabbers. Over act cute girls. ETCs. I could write an essay for this, so I think it's best that we leave it at here.

More me:

I'm juz an average joe waiting for my average gal.I'm the sorta guy who lks to crack jokes to make ppl laugh whenever possible.Likes to sit back and relax, take a gd look at tis messed up world and society, giggle at what they are gonna do to make Earth and humanity extincted. World Peace is crap, it ain't gonna happen. I'm a kinda insenstive and blunt guy, so my words can hurt some1 real bad sometimes. I usually do things at my own time, own target. So sometimes my gd frens hafta remind me to do my hw and projects .I love philosophy quite a lot, although it doesn't match my image.I muz admit tat I lk to gossip once in a while, esp. wit Kay Boon, Calvin, Reuben and Valencia. Loves to hang out wit my Niggas and B21 peeps. They all are so damn cool. Kay's cold jokes are great, they kip me feeling cold frm Sg's weather. Going Kbox is one of my best times, it's when freeman, ken and I unwind and sing "High" songs. That all for now, enjoy my blog, PEACE to u'all AMIGOS! PEACE OUT

-k

WHISPERS





EXIT / ENTER


NAN QUAN MAMA
Lara Veronin

NIGGAS/HOMIES
Shuan
Alan
Ken

1B21
Calvin
Reuben
Gerald
Valencia
Xue Wen
Adelyn
Jayne
Michelle Chiang
Michelle Koh
Samantha
Shin-Yi
Sherilyn

TPSS
Hafizah


History

  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • September 2007
  • October 2007




  • Thursday, August 24, 2006

    Tml is the Sem exams....woo..damn shiok....i haven fin studying ob but i have the sudden urge to blog..lolx....ahh...who cares man.....i'll do as i lk....that's wat the real ai zai king is lk..lolx...Wish everyone can pass their Promo exams...not onli my frens or my classmates..but every year 1 in tp....dun get retain and let the sch suck out more blood ($$) frm u....lolx...1000+ / sem is v ex man....money doesn't come easy...i bet ger and mich c. muz be nodding their head in agreement at tis...haha....

    val feels tat she hasn't study enuf...bet she's ain't the onli one...everyone is feeling the jitters of exams now...so am i....mayb not as much as val....lolx...

    btw..i tink i jz figured out something abt GPA....the thing is that if u wan to get into a local Uni, u hafta score at least a 3.5/3.6 rite? and tat means that for all the subs u are studying now, u nid to get at least a B+....wha...craz-ji man....or u can get all As and may a B or C+......

    lastly, i hope that no one in our class will hafta change class to accomodate to the CDS nxt sem...esp one particular strange fella who chose Socialogy...not tat i'm saying it's a bad course, jz tat i tink that he's the onli guy choosing tat sub in our class..lolx...if he has to change class nxt sem, den i tink i will have one less guy competing wit me for the micro pool championship..which i am the current champ after taking back my throne ytd on the mrt....YEah...hehe....

    Wish every1 will pass the exams with flying colors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT!!!

    - k
    Philosophy of the day: The best way to answer a question is to attack the setter's mindset and figure out what he/she wants. - k

    11:43 PM

    Monday, August 21, 2006

    This is the 1st single of our new album which has yet to be titled. But our band, the AI ZAI Club has came up wit tis super duper ultra fantastic song! This song is written by me and our vocalist/manager for the club. Hope u all will like it! PEACE OUT!

    This song go according to the tune of "Lian Ai ING"
    Lyrics: Kenny Tang / Calvin Kuah
    Title: Lian Ai "Ai Zai" ing
    Artist: AI ZAI Club
    Genre: Pop





    11:10 PM

    Saturday, August 19, 2006

    So wat do u do when u woke up in the morning...and saw a msg frm ur parents saeing that the air-con technician is coming todae to fix the air-con and the whole family has gone out except for yer? but on the other hands, u promised ur frens that u wld go study wit them.......

    reality bites huh? only ur dopplelanger can salvage the situation now but he's nowhere to be found....

    i cld rant and rage wit fury as tis completely isn't wat i had wanted....i cld call my dad and mum to scream all the hell i wan....tell them abt the outrage i'm having now....or i cld jz use my high level of ai zai ability and tink of another way out.....but it's in the morning man....and those who noes me noes that i am not the real me in the morning....so while i sip the milo wit my lips, i can onli wait and hope that ideas will start flowing into my hibernating brain...

    yeah...i chose the latter rather than the former....i cld burst out all i wan....but that is usless against the circumstances i'm facing...

    in the end, the technician told me that he cld onli finish at evening time so i guess nothing cld be done...the drillings of the hole..the fixing of stuffs was jz too noisy to study...and my wifey was having a whale of a time wit me..untill something unexpected popped out....

    reuben, u're gonna love tis.... my "need for speed" game file has been corrupted again..damn...all my efforts of playing has come to naught...sad...but tis may proves to be a blessing in disguise as now i dun have any more games to focus at...so mayb, mayb, i can study? lolx

    apologizes to cal , val and reu...sry i cldn't go study wit u all...i cld not get away frm family responsibilities.....

    tml will be sundae.. a dae to try studying mayb? we'll see , we'll see....PEACE OUT!

    - k
    Philosophy of the day: All human wisdom is summed up into two words - wait and hope. - Alexander Dumas.
    lolx...but i tinking that i have another thrid word in my life...and that's ai zai...lolx...

    10:15 PM

    Thursday, August 17, 2006

    exams are coming.... ai zai la...

    project due on fridae....ai zai la....

    other ppl are "stressed" abt studies....ai zai la....

    something is wrong wit my blog.....ai zai la...

    may need to retake commskills nxt sem....ai zai la...

    may fail the acc exams....ai zai la....

    may not be in the same class nxt sem...ai zai la.....

    got bastarded by valencia....ai zai la...

    not much money left tis mth...ai zai la...

    the sky is falling....ai zai la....

    i may die tml...ai zai la....WTH? tis one cannot ai zai..lolx...there's still tons of things i haven done.

    if u are feeling vexed or perplexed of ur future..let me give u 3 words of advice....ai zai la...

    depending on how u see the 3 words "ai zai la"...to me, they are lk words which tells me to calm down to clear my tots and think of ways to solve it or other solutions rather than to wait for divine intervention or something to happen....

    so wat does "ai zai la" means to u, is up to u to determine it...

    - k

    Philosophy of the day: My mama told me that life was like a box of chocolate. You never know what flavours you are going to have next. - Forest Gump

    12:35 AM

    Monday, August 14, 2006

    well...actually i dun realli wan to post anything todae....but due to some overwhelming responses of ppl telling me to post(hehe) and becuz some1 said something which spark of my interest to post...lolx...i will post something for todae...

    actually i can blog abt fridae and saturdae...yeah...but i was too tired to do so...btw...my wife (PS2) jz wun let me get out of her clutches...haha...fri and sat was so fun....the fireworks wre great..mayb one of the nicest in my life..but the waiting and squeezing jz wasn't cut out for me...secret recipie was as sastisfactory as ever.....kobx on sat was so cool..we tricked ken to come wit us for jz an hr of singing...the time was short...so we cldn't realli sing all the songs we wanted...sad case man....but there were moments of highness lk when ken and freeman sang the chorus while the i rap for the song "gai shi ying xiong". well...shuan was jz there to drink our drinks and munch on the expensive tibits...no offense bro...jz joking..after that was the together-gather part for 4e2 '05. the walking dist was so long sia...i guess i must have walked more than 8 km that dae...back and forth...the food was great....catching up wit everyone...she whose name cld not be mentioned (onli those who noes noe) was still as quiet as every1..tot she wld be much more friendlier after going "there"...aaron didn't change...same goes to almost everyone and me there...went to play pool lata...which wei sheng was owning me and mel lk hell...reached home at 2...


    ok..tat was last wk...todae is the start of the new wk...the line tat sparked off tis post is when i was walking to go take a bus to tm... some1 said something totally untrue abt ah bengs'....if i cld remember correctly... he/she or mayb a he-she (lolx) said "eh..wy all ur frens all lk so beng ah?"...i was lk erm...dotz...erm....dotz...how can u classify them as "beng" frm jz how they called me? and den u said another line lata lk "isn't fighting, creating trouble and nasty things the stories tat ah beng cld sae? isn't tat wat they do?"....omg..i'm so infuriated by tis line la....mayb u are joking or wat or wateva..but tis line feels kinda insulting to me personally...judging ppl by their books...how they speak and all...and u can classify my frens as ah bengs'? wtf?i dun mind if u sae me as beng,cuz if that makes u happy, i dun mind.. but pls pls, dun drag my frens in...it's too insulting to me.... i'm sry if i gotta sae tis..but i tink u are kinda shallow towards how ah bengs' realli are...and deep down inside every ah bengs' is jz an average guy who wans to be nice to every1 and gets appreciated...

    ok...i tink that the reason wy u said there may be due to u not realli knowing ah beng...well...i noe much more than u do so i cldn't agree wit wat u sae.. i knew my first ah beng fren when i was in pri 3...unbelievable huh? but it's true! he was sorta lk my best fren, my bro...he always cover up for me if i did things wrong and always treats me to nice things...although he smokes (yupp, at p3 onli he smoked), pierced his left ear (5-7 times) and teach me vulgar languages but he was lk a true fren and brother to me...but too bad msn wasn't created at tat time and i dun have an hp..so i lost contact wit him upon graduation...

    i do agree that ah bengs' are mostly cheeky , lks to create havoc sometimes and are rebelious....but there are still some diamonds in the rough...those who do not create trouble if we dun provoke them... i got frens who are ah bengs' but are realli cool ppl..they got alot of funni and strange but true stories to tell me. they also dun allowed me to smoke when others gave me a cigarette stick...they are true frens who stands up for u when u are in trouble, comes out to comfort u when u are feeling blue. these are real frens who will fight for u if they tink u are right, but not scower or run away when u are in deep shit...they are the frens which i am looking for...not backstabbers, not hypocrites and they dun use u or wears 2 masks. they are jz who they are....average ppl...but are v righteous.

    tis society have created such a big fuss abt ah bengs' tat nowadays, if u wear dogtags, toks kinda vulgar, smokes or dye ur hair gold, u are being associated wit ah bengs' ...totally judging them by their apperance...it jz seems too sad to see tis...example.. i got some ppl saeing that freeman is an ah beng jz becuz of his hair color...ridiculous man... he's a nice guy which is not least an ah beng la..haiz..wat to do man...jz becuz he tinks his hair is nicer in gold doesn't makes him an ah beng rite?and ppl are always grping others as ah bengs' if they tink they behave differently frm themselves ...halo effects i guess ...i dun tink ppl can change their perceptions on ah bengs' in the near future but nevertheless, i can sae i'm proud to be an ah beng myself as tis is the true me..w/o wearin a mask and being myself..in tis world now, i doubt not many can realli do it...

    P.S : tis is jz something i wan to express abt..no offense to any1, anything or wateva living or dead. and if u chk my last post, i put there HAPPY NATI rite? trying highlighting the whole sentence...u will see wat it realli means

    - k
    Philosophy of the day: If you sees things only with your mind, you are mostly seeing things you percieved, as the heart of one sees the real beauty of truth. - k

    10:12 PM

    Wednesday, August 09, 2006

    HAPPY NATIONAL DAE!

    ytd i went to the fireworks festival (or competition?)..haha...wateva...i jz went to see fireworks ok....it's really nice la...and ytd is SG's turn to "perform".....i patriotic lor....lolx....it was spectactular..... the fireworks lit up the ever dull sky...wit the diff colors and all... the fireworks send everyone stopping and look at it...lolx....i guess this type of thing doesn't happen too much in the busy schedules of sgreans.....well...all i cld sae to those who didn't get to watch is " U MISSED A DARN GREAT SHOW"....but it's ok...there's still tis fridae and saturdae..so go on down to the esplanade if u wan to watch this never boring event.

    but when it alll ended...there came the part which i hate to the core...waiting for mrt to go home...well...me,ger,cal and reu did walk to the ciy link but to find it lk the junction of tokyo at nite time (u can onli noe it if u watched Fast & Furious - Tokyo Drift) ....therefore we walked to bugis and took a bus to geylang..but on the way there, the 3 of us but the hongbao was getting brain freeze...it was a kind of werid and painful experience but it was thirilling....we got hooked onto brain freeze and i and cal were lk purposely making us brain freeze....lolx...lame ah? lolx...but we lked it...

    we took a bus to geylang (hey hey, go straight...dun tink crooked)...where it was sorta mine and ger terrority as we introduced to cal and reu the gd foods....but cal and reu didn't lk that place too much becuz of the hanky panky ard there at nite...it's kinda sad actually as i tink that the 1st impressions for ppl on geylang is the backside of it rather than the food....but anyway...we zoomed out of there and went back home as soon as we can...

    tml is the commskills test but i still haven study anything on it (becuz of temptations at home and reuben's story book)..lolx...duno wy..i got no motivation..mayb i have slacked too much...but the thing is, wat i'm studying is not my dream..it's too far away frm wat i wan...nvm...life is tat cruel...mayb i will go achieve my dream one dae...or somedae...hehe...PEACE OUT!

    Below are some of the nicer pic i took during the fireworks....my phone camera sux la.....so sry i cldn't take nice pics...







    - k

    Philosophy of the day: Dreams are bounded by reality but reality is controlled by one. - k


    8:36 PM

    Sunday, August 06, 2006

    II

    disclaimer : the following contents are jz for reading purposes onli..i personally apolgize to any offense made to anyone, living or dead, races religions or to anything....

    tis is for the FOP i attended on fri...

    after cal and ger ditched me....i was having 2nd tots on going home....but den...i tot abt it for a second...well...i decided to put down my selfishness and head on wit wat i promised val and reu....after they kip bugging me to go for more than a wk.....haa...

    we took a taxi to the kallang indoor stadium which was abt 12++ or more...on the way cal and ger msged "sorry" msges to us which was so superfical..lolx..jkjk...they meant it ok...lolx....

    we reached indoor stadium and omg....people mountain people sea.....we cldn't cut the queue lk wat reuben has expected...and we hafta q so back...haiz....den valencia wanted to eat MAC....so we the nice guys, went to buy her food while she wait and queue there...

    we walked abt lk a bull in a china shop searching for MAC which we duno where....asked a nice policemen and he pointed out the way but reu and my navigations skill were lousy..and we were back to where we were.....nxt we asked a buy who was carrying a mac plastic bag in his hands..he was kind enuf to tell us mac was jz 500- 600 m away...we were glad at 1st but den after 500-500 m of walking..wat we saw was jz parking lots...dotz...

    den we approached another guy who told us mac is abt 5-10 mins away...haa..gd...but we WALKED A BLODDY 20 MINS B4 WE REACHED THERE....and den we bought the mac and went back and blah blah blah..

    we found our seats and all and the whole event started...it was kinda cool to see so many christians gathering in a single place but i started to wonder when will the tat happen to my religion...lolx..a band started to sing songs and the whole crowd was clapping their hands together...out of respect and not wanting to feel left out....i did it too...but after clapping for abt 10 straight mins...my hands were so pain lor..nehneh....but i continue to clap anyway...oo...the songs were quite nice...although it was my 1st time listening to the genre...but quite nice i can sae...

    den blah blah blah blah blah blah (i lazy 2 type la).....the whole experience to me was nice and blah blah blah....it was 830 as i went out of the place and went to meet alvin....haha.... PEACE OUT!

    - k

    Philosphy of the day :Hope is the companion of power, and mother of succes; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gitft of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

    12:33 AM

    Saturday, August 05, 2006

    Ahhh...wat an eventful day.....'supp ya'all....it's been a long time since i last updated...well..mayb it was more than jz a few couple of days...but i bet ya muz have missed my awesome blog man! lolx...jkjk...

    I've finalli figured out wy i sorta lk to blog long posts.....and it all comes down to one phrase...those words are sweet, simple and clean...jz the type of words i'm looking for...haha.... "a picture is worth more than a thousand words"......cool, ain't it? My blog is supposed to be abt my life...so every vivd details of my memoreis muz also be recorded down to the last inch... haha...but in another way, the long posts....lk it or not....they are the Uniqueness of my blog.....and it's my style...so it doesn't matter u lk it ornot, it's all abt me..not U! lolx....i'm not pointing out to anyone out there

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    wow, i didn't noe i cld cough and sneeze at the same time...hey...quite cool sia....haha

    well...todae's post gonna be a long one..and yes..it's gonna exceed the usual one...muahahhaha...i'm so proud of myself....but i'm gonna cut it into part I & II. well...here goes...

    I


    Ytd at sch..nothing much happened....the OB lecture was nice and cool...and it definitely was a cut above the BACC lect lk wat reuben says...but ytd the champion had a bad dae.....well...i guess champions also have their off daes 2...lolx...but the CHAMP will BE BACK..so watch out.... "WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN I COME OF U!" .....lolx... den there came the mac bonding session which turns out to be quite a nice one..1st time more than 3/4 of the class came together and ate..although we were in our diff cliques and all..but overall..it was superb.

    Den we went to reuben's house and "do" econs project which turns out that our "econs project" was abt the PS2 itself..lolx....we played till we forgot abt time and was nearly late for the presentation....we ran frm the bus stop to the tutorial rm..gosh..i'd nvr ran so much after 2.4 ...but luckily we were jz in the nick of time....however, lolx....our presentation was quite short..well...let's sae...abt 10 mins or so...lolx....

    I went to the small mac to meet my bro...whom some kaypohs were so enthu in seeing how my bro looks lk...so how do u "kaypohs" think of him? i bet that i look much more better than him rite?....lolx...nxt up we went to pizza hut as i and reuben was feeling hungry..bt turns out onli i and him was eating...weird...the rest was jz sitting there and watching us eat...haha....i think i saw valencia drooling as i ate my spaghetti....lolx...jkjk...

    We were supposed to go to the FOP but ger and cal backed out due to their own commitments and piorities..but i do not blame them as it's their choices....so i dun tink u guys nid to feel bad abt it...mayb u can apologize to us by treating us to a meal or something..lolx.... (haha...reuben owes me a meal and valencia still owes me my Secret Recipie..)

    we den took taxi to the FOP which i will discuss abt in part II

    I went off early to go to my homie/nigga/best budd/brother Alvin's Bdae....he told me to meet him at pasir ris park...when i got to pasir ris interchange and called him..he told me tat he was still at changi beach! walau eh....den i hafta wait for him for 45 mins lor...damn..i cld use the time to watch more of FOP! haha.....we went to pitch a tent at pasir ris beach and tat tent was lk another 45 mins of hard work till it's done la..wa...sianz diao...lolx..meet up wit some new frens lk jeremy, aaron and cassandra fren (sry..forget her name liao)...lata on we went to play bball at the rounded bball court there...it was so fun playin bball at 1 a.m...hehe....but we soon got tired and ken and i hafta go home as it is the lunar 7th mth.. my parents wanted me to come home and not stay over the nite..yeah..i wan to slp in my bed too..lolx...den the 3 heroes cycled all the way frm pasir ris to tampines...damn creepy la...7th mth la..imgaine cycling halfway and "something" waves at u...eee.....lolx..but i bet tat not many has cycled in the middle of the night during 7th mth.....cool man! nevertheless..i reached home in one full piece....lolx...

    i reached home at 1 plus 2.....i bathed and watched the finale of zero degree love...not bad la...but the airport thing was totally absurd la...how can any1 anyhow use the microphone at the airport...bluff ppl lor...and den there's this aiport guy who was working behind rui en working lk as if nothing has happened while she's in frnt sobbing her heart out...alamak...lame sia...lolx....

    wow...seems lk i really write a lot man..haha...now tat's the purpose of blogging for me!....guess i can realli write some long stupid stuffs...lolx....Part II gonna be up soon..so stay tunned and bear wit me...wth? bear wit me? nah..i'm not the careless dj girl who kena-ed an comlpain...lolx...PEACE OUT!

    11:41 AM