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ABOUT ME


NAME: Preferred to be known as k here but a.k.a Beng or Tinkey Winkey <--- I hate this name

OCCUPATION: Part time student in TP/Full time Ah Beng

LIKES: All my HOMIES and NIGGAS. B21 Frens. Mei Meis'. My Style. Family. Mandopop. Basketball. My Frens' Blogs, ETCs.

DISLIKES: Biyatch(s). Frens who uses one another. Backstabbers. Over act cute girls. ETCs. I could write an essay for this, so I think it's best that we leave it at here.

More me:

I'm juz an average joe waiting for my average gal.I'm the sorta guy who lks to crack jokes to make ppl laugh whenever possible.Likes to sit back and relax, take a gd look at tis messed up world and society, giggle at what they are gonna do to make Earth and humanity extincted. World Peace is crap, it ain't gonna happen. I'm a kinda insenstive and blunt guy, so my words can hurt some1 real bad sometimes. I usually do things at my own time, own target. So sometimes my gd frens hafta remind me to do my hw and projects .I love philosophy quite a lot, although it doesn't match my image.I muz admit tat I lk to gossip once in a while, esp. wit Kay Boon, Calvin, Reuben and Valencia. Loves to hang out wit my Niggas and B21 peeps. They all are so damn cool. Kay's cold jokes are great, they kip me feeling cold frm Sg's weather. Going Kbox is one of my best times, it's when freeman, ken and I unwind and sing "High" songs. That all for now, enjoy my blog, PEACE to u'all AMIGOS! PEACE OUT

-k

WHISPERS





EXIT / ENTER


NAN QUAN MAMA
Lara Veronin

NIGGAS/HOMIES
Shuan
Alan
Ken

1B21
Calvin
Reuben
Gerald
Valencia
Xue Wen
Adelyn
Jayne
Michelle Chiang
Michelle Koh
Samantha
Shin-Yi
Sherilyn

TPSS
Hafizah


History

  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • September 2007
  • October 2007




  • Sunday, October 15, 2006

    After the successful COKE + MENTOS movie, the NIGGS decides to take on another challenge to make a new video. This time, we are not going to be recreating something that's done, but to carry out a brand new movie thought by ourselves. The title of this is yet to be named, but let's jz call it as "NIGGS MAKE A MOIVE". I noe the name sux but wateva, the video is more inpt than the title itself. Enjoy!



    BEHIND THE SCENCE I



    BEHIND THE SCENCE II



    - k

    1:45 PM

    Friday, October 13, 2006

    PRIVATE : HQ! HQ! WE HAVE REACHED LAU PA SAT!
    HQ: AFFIRMATIVE! WHERE IS YOUR NEXT MOVE?
    PRIVATE: OUR NEXT MOVE WILL BE TO INFLITRATE AND DESTROY ENEMY'S ARSENAL!
    HQ: YOU SURE PRIVATE?
    PRIVATE: AFFIRMATIVE! WE WILL HEAD THERE AT THE 25TH HOUR! ROGER AND OUT!

    OUR ENEMY BASE CAMP!

    INTERIOR OF ENEMY BUILDING

    ENEMY SPOTTED! TAKE COVER!

    WE WERE CAPTURED AND THEY TEMPTED US WIT TIS PLATE OF SATAY. OF COURSE, WE RESISTED!

    THEY TEMPTED US WITH MORE FOOD! OMG!

    SRY SIR! TEMPATION OVER RATIONALE!

    THIS DOES NOT LOOKS GOOD FOR MY COUNTRY!

    THEY FORCED ME TO FINISH UP THE FOOD!

    THE SOURCE BEHIND THE GREAT FOOD. IT'S THEIR COMMANDER!

    THEY WANTED US TO REVEAL OUR SECRETS TO THE GENERAL ONCE WE REACHED HIS OFFICE

    WE SAW OUR LAST CHANCE TO ESCAPE!

    AND THERE WE ARE. ESCAPED AND UNHARMED, NOT TO MENTION THAT WE DIDN'T REVEAL ANYTHING TO THOSE GUYS! ALL RITE!!

    - k


    12:32 PM

    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    Working is fun! well, at least it kills time and can also earn $$.... i have been working at McDelivery for abt 3 wks now... duno much of the ppl there..lolx...but i still get to know some cool ppl who are there...lk George who always helps me and makes me laugh, Kenneth the cool and long - haired fella and Lia, who was in the same pri sch as i am....cool..

    After working there i found out more abt sgreans and how to get extra stuffs frm Macdonalds...lolx.... sgreans nid food 24 hr...yeah..it's the truth...if they dun slp, they eat! lolx...no offense to any1....and i know now that Filet O Fish burger doesn't taste gd wit extra tartar but is nicer wit extra chesse....

    There are alot of F***ed up ppl i've handled , tons of bullshit out of their crappy mouth...dun wana elaborate much on it, it sux... of course, there are funny calls and nice ppl....i do have a gd impression of Japanese as all the Japanese customers i've handed are nice ppl....

    After work, i and freeman always goes to the Mac at interchange there to buy supper, bo bian....it's 12 am and there's no other restaurants opening excpt this... i tink those crews there are used to see me going to there and buy stuffs, and the 2 of us are always having "special orders"...lolx....lk FOF burger wit extra cheese, erm...etc etc ( I'm not supposed to reveal others...hehe)

    OK...here's the funny part... I was working till 12am last nite, den i hopped on a bus to go home..as i was sitting at the back of the bus....i noticed the ppls on the bus....

    1) there was tis guy who dressed in pink polo had his right fist clenched loosely and was moving in a up and down motion continously, slowly but repeatedly.... uh huh uh huh...are u thinking wat i am thinking? lolx...eee...imagine seeing some1 do that motion on the bus... GROSS!

    2) 2 girls were sitting nxt to each other but they weren't talking....common huh? here's the catch, there were lots of space on the bus...one of the girls clad in a black t-shirt was listening to her mp3, the other in brown was jz stoning i guess....i was wondering are they frens or siblings? wy are they not speaking to each other but are seated together? having a quarrel? btw..they were bethoven (bei-tuo-fen)....hehe

    3) the bus did not stop at any of the stops b4 my stop...and when i reached my stop, the 3 ppl i mentioned jz now also got up!! lolx...i tink the bus now had onli left wit 4 ppl onboard after we got off the stop...btw, i saw the face of the 2 girls, erm....i wld rather think of their backs...lolx....

    all rite...gtg now, will be working wit Freeman and Gerald tonite...yeah....it has since been a long time b4 the 3 of us did that...lolx....PEACE OUT!

    4:34 PM

    Tuesday, October 03, 2006

    Val's Back! Reub Gone! But the teletubbs finalli had the chance to go out for once. Movie of John Tucker Must Die proved to be well, mayb jz a little betta than haunted apartment btw..my ratings for haunted apartment is jz 1. wy? cuz it's one of the most stupidest ghost story i've ever seen! and imagine the whole cinema onli have less than 2 roles occupied....i'm serious here...me and my frens were at the last 2nd row and there were onli 2 person at the row nxt to us and another person behind us....in frnt of us was jz seats w/o occupants...i always thought that this situation only occurs in the movies man.....kinda pathetic sia.... well, not to forget creepy too...lolx....pizza hut was fun, as we were back to our old mischiefs...pizza wit red chilli flakes, lemon, pepper, cheese and not to forget the tobasco! the flavour of it...hmms...let me think...lolx...i duno..cuz the person who put in all these ate the thing himself! yeah...u noe i am toking abt u....CAL!..hahahaha....but ger ate the 2nd one wit the lemon....

    we went home after the movie as i have a tennis meeting and actually..lolx...we cldn't think of anything to do...hehe....but overall, the meeting was great!!!

    Night falls, i went to shaun's condo to play wit the niggs....my 2nd time playing tennis, lolx...i suck at it..one of the ball even flew over the fence and landed outside..hehe.....sauna was up nxt....well, it was my 2nd time being in a sauna room, the 1st was at penang wit my relatives...obviously, it was hot...the temp at the starting was abt 50 degree celcius and the maximum reached 65...we had nothing to do and therefore asked alan to tell us abt his current relationship..lolx....all i can comment is that it's weird and complicated...hehe...alan and ken cldn't take the heat and went out to the pool 1st...shaun and i stayed 20 mins more though...the last 7 mins was jz terrible...but mind over body, we did it and came out feeling great! went to eat at the 24 hrs coffee shop and ordered lots of foods..lolx...okok...enuf of my gibberish trash tok...i will upload some of the pics we took.... PEACE OUT!


    Sauna! Sauna!

    Alan half naked...lolx

    HOT! HOT!

    I look kinda shitty w/o specs. Agreed man!

    Oo... now ken is also half naked! O ya...they were swimming hor....

    Hey! whose feet is that! oh...sry...it's mine....

    The ever-act-cute-buay-cute Ken! (Alan seems lk he's joining him in the act)

    Ken says i look lk Vanness in tis pic....wth? I tink i look more lk bird nest! wahaha...

    - k


    11:59 AM