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ABOUT ME


NAME: Preferred to be known as k here but a.k.a Beng or Tinkey Winkey <--- I hate this name

OCCUPATION: Part time student in TP/Full time Ah Beng

LIKES: All my HOMIES and NIGGAS. B21 Frens. Mei Meis'. My Style. Family. Mandopop. Basketball. My Frens' Blogs, ETCs.

DISLIKES: Biyatch(s). Frens who uses one another. Backstabbers. Over act cute girls. ETCs. I could write an essay for this, so I think it's best that we leave it at here.

More me:

I'm juz an average joe waiting for my average gal.I'm the sorta guy who lks to crack jokes to make ppl laugh whenever possible.Likes to sit back and relax, take a gd look at tis messed up world and society, giggle at what they are gonna do to make Earth and humanity extincted. World Peace is crap, it ain't gonna happen. I'm a kinda insenstive and blunt guy, so my words can hurt some1 real bad sometimes. I usually do things at my own time, own target. So sometimes my gd frens hafta remind me to do my hw and projects .I love philosophy quite a lot, although it doesn't match my image.I muz admit tat I lk to gossip once in a while, esp. wit Kay Boon, Calvin, Reuben and Valencia. Loves to hang out wit my Niggas and B21 peeps. They all are so damn cool. Kay's cold jokes are great, they kip me feeling cold frm Sg's weather. Going Kbox is one of my best times, it's when freeman, ken and I unwind and sing "High" songs. That all for now, enjoy my blog, PEACE to u'all AMIGOS! PEACE OUT

-k

WHISPERS





EXIT / ENTER


NAN QUAN MAMA
Lara Veronin

NIGGAS/HOMIES
Shuan
Alan
Ken

1B21
Calvin
Reuben
Gerald
Valencia
Xue Wen
Adelyn
Jayne
Michelle Chiang
Michelle Koh
Samantha
Shin-Yi
Sherilyn

TPSS
Hafizah


History

  • July 2006
  • August 2006
  • September 2006
  • October 2006
  • November 2006
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • September 2007
  • October 2007




  • Tuesday, October 23, 2007

    What happens when a retard falls in love?

    Absolute hilarity of course!

    For this fifth feature, the good people from B.N.P move out of their comfort zone of the reality show formula and venture into comedy.

    With a giggle inducing leading man (a.k.a Master Crane Catcher Moo), we enter the love life of the mentally challenged Bilan.

    As usual, B.N.P has stuck to their newly formulated motto of: "We Don't Waste Natural Resources"

    Funny and frugal? What more could you ask for?

    Step into part 1 of The Chronicles of Bilan: I NO BALL!

    Enjoy It Sucks! VERY NICE!





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